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A few months ago, I had the honor of doing a presentation at Beach-a-palooza entitled: Rock People:

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Every year, I celebrate my birthday on a completely different day.  Why?  To keep my birthdate a SEC

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Hey weirdos!  For the past few months, I’ve done something unprecedented - I’ve stayed o

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IS ANYONE ELSE SEEING THIS?!?!?  I was just in the middle of watching Mighty Monster Card Traders: S

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I’ve noticed that snake people, or sneeple, have become a highly debated topic on the internet.  I m

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TubeTube took down my video because copyright violations?!?!  What?!  That was MOSTLY ORIGINAL MATER

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I’ve been up for 36 hours straight, but it’s finally finished!  My investigative documentary investi

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So tierd… dont know if i can… finish personal opus by tomorow… but i told the i

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For months, Keep Beach City Weird has been silent.  Silent but not dead.  For I have been toiling aw

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I GOT A LETTER TODAY!!!  But for some reason it was all wet and I can’t even tell what it says.  Is

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Today I made contact with an aliens WITH MY FACE!  This t-shirt came flying down from space and hit

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THE SPACE HAND BLEW UP!!!  WE’RE SAFE!!!  But questions remain.  Like who blew it up?  And why did i

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This my view right now.  In case I get shot down by an alien, there’s a folder on my desktop t

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