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(519): On a scale of one to America, how free are you this weekend?

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(573): BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING

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(585): He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my “tremendous ass.” You

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(703): there’s an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face

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(256): He’s short and fat and honestly I think he’s what my self esteem was made for

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(253): Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf

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(832): Best feedback on my performance so far: “There are things that can’t be unseen.&r

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(843): I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should b

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(503): At this point I think you’re just judging my taste in men

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(401): Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse

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(713): I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.

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(850): I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, the pants were soon off.

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(920): Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.

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(608): He knew exactly who I’d slept with after just one look at my crotch. He’s like th

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(469): Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more s

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(253): For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a bea

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(828): If we can put a man on the moon, I’m sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.

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(513): I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I’m blazed

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(651): Well I just put wine in my tea

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(807): I need a horse. I don’t think you can get a DUI on a living creature.

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