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textsfromstarkiller:(951): Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My...
textsfromstarkiller:(816): well one of us has to be wrong and...
textsfromstarkiller:(212): He said it wasn’t ladylike of me to...
textsfromstarkiller:(519): He has blue eyes of sex and i am...
textsfromstarkiller:(814): Fuck it. I’m going for it. You’re...
textsfromstarkiller:(044): fuck you and your stupid hot as hell...
textsfromstarkiller:(410): Help everyone’s hot(410): Men are...
textsfromstarkiller:(778): Oh I know babe. You’re shining...
textsfromstarkiller:(978): So many people have told me I have...
textsfromstarkiller:(315): You fucked two dudes in the same...
textsfromstarkiller:(707): I just love that it’s Veterans Day...
textsfromstarkiller:(847): Apparently “Welcome to the Sin Cave”...
textsfromstarkiller:(307): Does me being hung over take away...
textsfromstarkiller:(810): My goal for the weekend: procure a...
textsfromstarkiller:(219): So she was on top of my phone and...
textsfromstarkiller:(913): I broke another vibrator the other...
textsfromstarkiller:(917): Just follow the currents of life....
textsfromstarkiller:(415): I’m not in the business of asking...
textsfromstarkiller:(785): Hey now one little girl thought it...
textsfromstarkiller:(406): I pretty much told him I was too...
textsfromstarkiller:(812): I’m making a will, in it I’m...
textsfromstarkiller:(724): He initiated the conversation by...
textsfromstarkiller:(404): He yearns for your heart.(678): He...
textsfromstarkiller:(570): If you really loved me, you’d...
textsfromstarkiller:(386): I want to preface this by saying...
textsfromstarkiller:(954): I’ve started day drinking because...
textsfromstarkiller:(276): My gay card got upgraded to platinum...
textsfromstarkiller:(847): Somehow, you looked so classy...
textsfromstarkiller:(480): Can I get my morals surgically...
textsfromstarkiller:(403): I am 5’ 11" of pure, uncut Fuck...
textsfromstarkiller:(210): Why are you drunk at the...
textsfromstarkiller:(828): At the end of the date, he asked if...
textsfromstarkiller:(416): Happy Birhtday!(289): Dad, it’s 3am...
textsfromstarkiller:(253): I still regret not being there for...
textsfromstarkiller:(309): QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
textsfromstarkiller:(925): VIVE LA RESISTANCE(510): Oh god,...
textsfromstarkiller:(847): Did you really have to freak out...
textsfromstarkiller:(315): I’d like to believe that in some...
textsfromstarkiller:(570): I fucking love your mom. She’s so...
textsfromstarkiller:(202): Whore are you.(301): Is that a Yoda...
textsfromstarkiller:(484): His sister hates me so I took his...
textsfromstarkiller:(646): In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a...
textsfromstarkiller:(256): So I’m not dead, but close call. I...
textsfromstarkiller:(937): are you still up? I want to use you...
textsfromstarkiller:(613): Like I just wanted some midlife...
textsfromstarkiller:(716): Why am I a human magnet for the...
textsfromstarkiller:(708): I’m attracted to him because he...
textsfromstarkiller:(818): He just seemed to happy to be...
textsfromstarkiller:(940): Date with Air Force guy was nice...
textsfromstarkiller:(720): How did work go after you told them...
textsfromstarkiller:(510): I can’t help the fact that i’m...
textsfromstarkiller:(314): Stop watching porn on my work...
textsfromstarkiller:(607): It’s a sad day when you can’t take...
textsfromstarkiller:(401): Now I’m honestly wondering if I took...
textsfromstarkiller:(+44): Just saw a government minister puke...
textsfromstarkiller:(917): My sinuses still burn from snorting...
textsfromstarkiller:(305): He’s so urbane and sleek; so...
textsfromstarkiller:(513): To be honest, the last time I saw...
textsfromstarkiller:(343): Can we make sure camping doesn’t...
textsfromstarkiller:(248): Nothing like casual arson to brighten...
textsfromstarkiller:(403): So the next time I search for “Dragon...
textsfromstarkiller:(225): I’m basically the yoda of knowing...
textsfromstarkiller:(954): she’s pretty fucking smug for...
textsfromstarkiller:(248): Nothing like casual arson to...
textsfromstarkiller:(330): FUCK WHALES
textsfromstarkiller:(619): You are talking to me during...
textsfromstarkiller:(828): ok so you’re 100% sure this time...
textsfromstarkiller:(248): Like I feel like I use my high IQ...
textsfromstarkiller:(228): Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex...
textsfromstarkiller:(425): He’s very cute and has a totally...
textsfromstarkiller:(641): I just convinced a telemarketer I...
textsfromstarkiller:(915): Sorry you saw me having sex with...
textsfromstarkiller:(917): He was on my bed looking at me like a...
textsfromstarkiller:(+33): Topless, eating sour gummies, doing...
textsfromstarkiller:(217): Go have a frustration cry and get...
textsfromstarkiller:(707): I just love that it’s Veterans Day...
textsfromstarkiller:(847): Apparently “Welcome to the Sin Cave”...
textsfromstarkiller:(307): Does me being hung over take away...
textsfromstarkiller:(810): My goal for the weekend: procure a...
textsfromstarkiller:(541): Just don’t do anything...
textsfromstarkiller:(740): Why is this not the first time I’ve...
textsfromstarkiller:(662): I think my moral compass just broke
textsfromstarkiller:(603): You said too many real things and...
textsfromstarkiller:(609): I need to align my fucking chakras
textsfromstarkiller:(226): It’s easy for me to be professional,...
textsfromstarkiller:(914): I vaguely remember a pregnant lady...
textsfromstarkiller:(214): Literally just took 6 shots in the...
textsfromstarkiller:(609): It began the way the best stories...
textsfromstarkiller:(814): Fuck it. I’m going for it. You’re...
textsfromstarkiller:(787): He’s an acquired taste, like...
textsfromstarkiller:(360): I have vodka, fruit gushers, and...
textsfromstarkiller:(630): You’re a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
textsfromstarkiller: (503): …blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i’m in Miam
textsfromstarkiller: (919): dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with mout
textsfromstarkiller:(514): What are you, a fucking toaster ?
textsfromstarkiller:(617): How ya feelin sunshine?(781): Like a million dollars! …
textsfromstarkiller:(513): Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
textsfromstarkiller:(61): he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie unde
textsfromstarkiller:(917): I haven’t listened to news as I’ve been having lesbian s
textsfromstarkiller: (210): DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
textsfromstarkiller:(571): I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to dea
textsfromstarkiller:(703): The security deposit’s gone, let’s trash this motherfuck
textsfromstarkiller:(727): The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he’d arrested in a whi
textsfromstarkiller:(727): Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with m
textsfromstarkiller:(+64): So you’re not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it
textsfromstarkiller:(972): If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
textsfromstarkiller:(702): Don’t get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
textsfromstarkiller:(720): All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, lo
textsfromstarkiller: (613): I’ve seen your dick too many times for both of us to be strai
textsfromstarkiller: (516): People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
textsfromstarkiller:(905): I’m a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
textsfromstarkiller:(226): I’ve justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother be
textsfromstarkiller:(619): Help I accidentally unlocked this guy’s tragic backstory and I
textsfromstarkiller: (210): DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
textsfromstarkiller: (585): My “lord keep me from stabbing a bitch” prayer has gott
textsfromstarkiller: (661): I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I’m blacked ou
textsfromstarkiller: (702): Don’t get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnut
textsfromstarkiller: (661): I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I’m blacked ou
textsfromstarkiller: (732): I like making it seem like it’s at least a little bit difficu
textsfromstarkiller:(727): Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with m
textsfromstarkiller:(425): My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly u
textsfromstarkiller: (571): I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to de
textsfromstarkiller: (702): Don’t get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnut
textsfromstarkiller: (585): My “lord keep me from stabbing a bitch” prayer has gott
textsfromstarkiller:(972): If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
textsfromstarkiller: (703): The security deposit’s gone, let’s trash this motherfuc
textsfromstarkiller: (320): DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
textsfromstarkiller: (320): DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
textsfromstarkiller: (918): I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the
textsfromstarkiller: (226): I’ve justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother b
textsfromstarkiller: (513): Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
textsfromstarkiller: (226): I’ve justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother b
textsfromstarkiller:(972): If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
textsfromstarkiller: (617): How ya feelin sunshine?(781): Like a million dollars! …
textsfromstarkiller: (61): he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie und
textsfromstarkiller: (226): I’ve justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother b
textsfromstarkiller: (61): he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie und
textsfromstarkiller:(606): If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to
textsfromstarkiller: (732): I like making it seem like it’s at least a little bit difficu
textsfromstarkiller: (571): I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to de
textsfromstarkiller: (212): Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away.
textsfromstarkiller: (407): That would be an interesting position… Not entirely certain
textsfromstarkiller: (417): ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
textsfromstarkiller: (703): The security deposit’s gone, let’s trash this motherfuc
textsfromstarkiller: (801): LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
textsfromstarkiller: (226): I’ve justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother b
textsfromstarkiller:(586): Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Thin
textsfromstarkiller: (702): Don’t get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnut
textsfromstarkiller: (916): Are you setting a date to bone me?(530): Are you accepting?
textsfromstarkiller: (571): I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to de
textsfromstarkiller: (320): DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
textsfromstarkiller: (212): Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away.
textsfromstarkiller:(972): If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
textsfromstarkiller: (720): All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, l
textsfromstarkiller:(972): If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
textsfromstarkiller: (732): I like making it seem like it’s at least a little bit difficu
textsfromstarkiller: (859): I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security c
textsfromstarkiller:(972): If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
textsfromstarkiller:(228): Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
textsfromstarkiller: (267): he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there’s a
textsfromstarkiller:(626): I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing
textsfromstarkiller: (61): he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie und
textsfromstarkiller: (707): We are horrible(1-707): Yeah but we’re also awesome
textsfromstarkiller:(458): Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep togeth
textsfromstarkiller: (320): DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
textsfromstarkiller: (403): No he can’t come. I swear to gods he’s “Why We Ca
textsfromstarkiller: (61): he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie und
textsfromstarkiller: (214): i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don’t remember
textsfromstarkiller:(972): If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
textsfromstarkiller: (661): I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I’m blacked ou
textsfromstarkiller: (702): Don’t get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnut
textsfromstarkiller: (512): You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea…
textsfromstarkiller: (843): Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest s
textsfromstarkiller: (212): Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away.
textsfromstarkiller:(727): Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with m
textsfromstarkiller: (408): WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU (479): MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THE
textsfromstarkiller:(616): Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked,
textsfromstarkiller: (616): Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked,
textsfromstarkiller: (210): DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
textsfromstarkiller: (585): My “lord keep me from stabbing a bitch” prayer has gott
textsfromstarkiller: (226): I’ve justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother b
textsfromstarkiller: (716): I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me
textsfromstarkiller:(913): My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 ye
textsfromstarkiller: (585): My “lord keep me from stabbing a bitch” prayer has gott
textsfromstarkiller: (720): All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, l
textsfromstarkiller:(719): So here I am, sexting at work.
textsfromstarkiller: (320): DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
textsfromstarkiller: (580): The struggles of a small town man whore
textsfromstarkiller: (919): I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered,
textsfromstarkiller: (614): Please don’t buy a buttplug. It won’t fill the empty sp
textsfromstarkiller: (303): that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
textsfromstarkiller: (618): Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid t
textsfromstarkiller: (720): Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
textsfromstarkiller: (720): Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
textsfromstarkiller: (401): I’m jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time. (603
textsfromstarkiller: (724): I think I’m goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
textsfromstarkiller: (416): I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
textsfromstarkiller: (678): I think I’ve been inadvertently participating in a contest to
textsfromstarkiller:(832): MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
textsfromstarkiller: (720): All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, l
textsfromstarkiller: (571): I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to de
textsfromstarkiller: (615): I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a &ldqu
textsfromstarkiller: (847): Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
textsfromstarkiller: (231): … drunk me broke the coffee table? (616): STOP TALKING
textsfromstarkiller:(386): only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encoun
textsfromstarkiller: (502): I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn’t send nudes to ele
textsfromstarkiller: (212): Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away.
textsfromstarkiller: (610): I’m way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
textsfromstarkiller: (226): I’ve justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother b
textsfromstarkiller: (925): VIVE LA RESISTANCE (510): Oh god, what now?
textsfromstarkiller: (403): No he can’t come. I swear to gods he’s “Why We Ca
textsfromstarkiller: (865): We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past
textsfromstarkiller: (610): Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, th
textsfromstarkiller: (603): They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and
textsfromstarkiller: (585): My “lord keep me from stabbing a bitch” prayer has gott
textsfromstarkiller: (978): So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I’m un
textsfromstarkiller: (386): only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual
textsfromstarkiller: (210): DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
textsfromstarkiller: (424): Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service
textsfromstarkiller: (847): Friends don’t let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
textsfromstarkiller: (212): Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away.
textsfromstarkiller: (774): How are you feeling? (435): I mean, shattered dignity aside, n
textsfromstarkiller: (918): I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the
textsfromstarkiller: (713): I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
textsfromstarkiller: (320): DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
textsfromstarkiller: (212): Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away.
textsfromstarkiller: (404): Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wedne
textsfromstarkiller: (571): I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to de
textsfromstarkiller:(516): People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
textsfromstarkiller: (61): he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie und
textsfromstarkiller: (720): All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, l
textsfromstarkiller: (978): So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I’m un
textsfromstarkiller:(610): Can you not touch my dick while I’m holding a gecko?
textsfromstarkiller:(753): WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
textsfromstarkiller: (501): No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for a
textsfromstarkiller:(425): My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly u
textsfromstarkiller:(972): If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
textsfromstarkiller:(859): I didn’t know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat
textsfromstarkiller: (585): My “lord keep me from stabbing a bitch” prayer has gott
textsfromstarkiller: (925): VIVE LA RESISTANCE(510): Oh god, what now?
textsfromstarkiller:(516): People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
textsfromstarkiller: (585): My “lord keep me from stabbing a bitch” prayer has gott
textsfromstarkiller: (713): I’ve seen you dance and let’s just say its a good thing
textsfromstarkiller: (619): Help I accidentally unlocked this guy’s tragic backstory and
textsfromstarkiller: (224): I am never drinking with the goths again.
textsfromstarkiller:(860): so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I’m t
textsfromstarkiller:(561): I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pi
gondalsqueen: textsfromstarkiller: (307): Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother
textsfromstarkiller:(972): If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
textsfromstarkiller:(706): Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy
textsfromstarkiller: (212): Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away.
textsfromstarkiller: (504): cmon you know I’m perfectly capable of something that ridicul
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