Let me show you my pretentious photographs of TOYS

Did you ever think to yourself “Hey. I wish some uninformed jerkface on the internet would tell me what I should think about something as trivial as toys?” Well, my son, brace your little self. because THIS ISN’T A REVIEW BLOG. That idea died after the first review. And after I realized what tumblr is for. PICTURES OF NONSENSE. A tumblr dedicated to toys, toy culture, and the pretentious notion that taking photographs of toys somehow heightens their status from children’s playthings to something altogether more interesting.