Ask Miss Bernadette

It has come to my attention that there are a great deal of questions in this world that are grand and important. I am here to tell you that I am qualified to answer almost none of them. But I know quite a lot about animals, especially the various classes of Arthropoda, a few things about some fandoms, and a plethora of voluminous vocabulary words. I like to think I approach life with a certain amount of practical whimsy, I may or may not be the unholy offspring of a sasquatch and a leprechaun, and no, I will not marry you. Shall we begin?